A hungry citizen walked into a lunch counter
owned by an evolutionist and a creationist.
The Evolutionist announced ,
“In the beginning, was the egg!”
To which the Biblicist responded,
“Lies! It was a fully formed chicken!”
and then the hungry citizen quipped
“Who gives a damn when all I want is a sandwich!”
And then the creationist said,
“It ABSOLUTELY matters since God’s word
does not ascribe the beginning to a maturation process”
and that was when the evolutionist jumped in
and called the Biblicist an idiot.
“You don’t need an arcane book to show you
that if you incubate a chicken egg properly ,
eventually you’ll get a chicken!
And then the creationist responded,
“well then let me see you pull an egg out of your behind,
since you don’t have a chicken to lay one for you!”
“Both of you please shut the #$%* up!” the citizen proclaimed.
“I’m just hungry.”
Whosoever feeds the hungry, shall be received by a welcoming audience.
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